sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

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@1 week ago with 547430 notes

xcviers:

WILLIAM

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lovebirdsvintage:

I have a few things for sale through my blog and through Etsy, sizes range from UK 8-16 and all are £20 or under. Includes vintage and modern repro items. I will ship worldwide. 

Go check it out and maybe help me clear out some wardrobe space!

@2 months ago with 1 note

the-eleventh-blog:

[dials phone] i’d like to vote for graham norton please what do you mean he isnt a country

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@2 months ago with 12238 notes

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.

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@1 week ago with 515187 notes

 love accurate deadpool cosplay gifs.

This is why we need a real R rated Deadpool movie.

Protip: It IS Deadpool. He comes through the fourth wall to go to cons as himself

Fuck this is perfect

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@2 weeks ago with 173272 notes

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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@2 weeks ago with 76461 notes

slippier:

eurovision is like the best family gathering ever because everyone hates each other and argues and plays bad music and wear questionable outfits but at the rnd of it we all kiss each other goodbye like “great to see you! ! Can’t wait til next year!!”

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@2 months ago with 4865 notes

joesmugg:

i bet they make the uk flag by laying chavs in different coloured tracksuits on the floor

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